Against Landlords ft. Nick Bano
Forget everything you thought you knew about the housing crisis!
Major Jugs and Starmer Flip-Flops
This week, Dan and Kasia are getting into a submersible and heading into the dark blue depths, poking around the extremely cursed domain of Britain's unnatural party of government, THE CONSERVATIVE AND UNIONIST PARTY.
Swear Down!
Kasia and Dan explore the crisis in British swearing through Robert Peston’s very cursed book ‘WTF’.
You're Beautiful (no matter what they say)
We're baaaack! And we're feeling FIT, while also reassuring you that it's what's inside that counts.
Haunted Dickensian Christmas ft. Mr. Beatnick and Archie Bashford
It's a classic Haunted Dickensian Cursed Objects Office Christmas Party! If you think Halloween is the spookiest time of year - you’re dead wrong.
Abolish Restaurants!
Service! This week, we are hovering around ‘the pass’, checking our plating is okay, and asking how a simple labour-saving device, a coffee shop palette knife, caused Kasia so much angst and strife – “like a dagger to my heart”?
Detectorists vs Time Team
Recorded on a hungover rainy Sunday, it's a history-on-TV episode, and it's an episode about HISTORY IN THE FIELD.
Beans Clock - 50th Episode Extravaganza
It's our 50th episode! Sort of. There's an asterisk. But it's sort of our 50th episode!
Cursed Summer Sessions: The Revolutionary Potential of Antiques Roadshow
For the next Patreon-only Cursed Summer Session, Dan and Kasia get stuck into a decades-old British institution, with a TV review of Antiques Roadshow…
Jamie’s Cursed Cookin’ - ft. Jonathan Nunn and Biz
Pukka! We’re dancing in the moonlight with the king of the English culinary world, Jamie Oliver.
The Work Of Toblerone In The Age Of Mechanical Reproduction
Come fly away with us and Alain de Botton (sorry but he's coming too), and take a trip on Venga Airways.
Death to False Metal! H&M Guns ’n’ Roses baby grow
Oh so you're 6 months old and you say you're a true Guns 'n' Roses fan?
Elf Bars For Days
Smoking is almost too on-the-nose a subject for Cursed Objects. But vapes - candy-coloured, daftly-named, targeted at children, making wads of $$$ for the same tobacco companies - vapes are perfect.